Pulse Cranberry Salsa: In a food processor, pulse fresh cranberries until coarsely chopped (do not purée—keep a rustic textured dice). Transfer to a medium bowl.
Macerate Fruit: Stir in minced jalapeños, granulated sugar, fresh orange juice, orange zest, and kosher salt. Let mixture sit for 15 minutes at room temperature so the sugar dissolves and creates a glistening, ruby-red syrup.
Add Herbs: Gently fold in sliced green onions and chopped fresh cilantro.
Whip Cream Cheese: In a stand mixer or with a hand mixer, beat softened cream cheese with 2 tablespoons milk, a pinch of garlic powder, and salt for 2 minutes until light, fluffy, and spreadable.
Assemble & Layer: Spread the whipped cream cheese smoothly across the bottom of a shallow 9-inch ceramic holiday pie dish or serving platter. Spoon the glistening cranberry jalapeño salsa evenly over the top, allowing juices to marble around the edges.
Serve or Chill: Serve immediately at cool room temperature with buttery crackers, toasted crostini, and salty tortilla chips, or chill in the refrigerator until party time.